stupid (young) old married!klaine stealing kisses in the morning before work (◕‿◕✿)
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Klaine still not together.
Will report back tomorrow.
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
I don’t want to post any asks because I don’t want my folowers to see and bother their night with this.
Everyone needs to be made aware of this right now.
This is a person in need. All of us must come together right the fuck now to save his life. Ten minutes ago he said he was going to spoil himself “one last time;” who knows how long that will last?
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
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Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
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really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
Kurt Hummel is the Scrat of Glee.
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I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once
the journey has begun…
DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS
Like I said
fandom will take over american currency
i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg
I feel like we should do this one 20’s because, like, Misha’s rich.
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I can’t not reblog this
Does anyone else notice the little Miranda Cosgrove in Camilla’s flowers?
oh my god, bless your soul for pointing that out. i actually laughed out loud because of a photo for once
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- That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
- That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
- Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
- THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
- Can I sleep?
- If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
- You can’t pronounce THAT word?
- WHAT THE HELL
- The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
- My skin’s crawling
- Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
- You skipped a line
- LOL what was that?
- I don’t even.
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don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose
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